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Steve Jobs’ Blood Pressure

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Marcus Hochstadt

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Looks like Steve Jobs set up a separate Twitter account for his blood pressure (his words), and is attracting around 100 followers per hour.

Although I’m still not on Twitter yet, I incidentally captured that today and found a few hilarious tweets from Steve, and I thought it would be fun to share my Top 5 with ya:

  1. Microsoft, kiss my apps.
  2. Adam’s Apple was an iMac.
  3. An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Best healthcare plan there is.
  4. First Opera. Now Google has submitted Chrome to the App Store. I give up.
  5. Plotting to acquire Google.

Which one is your favorite? :-)

—Marcus Hochstadt

P.S. The above account is currently “suspended.” That’s why I removed the hyperlink.

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23 responses to “Steve Jobs’ Blood Pressure”

  1. Charlotte Babb Avatar
    Charlotte Babb

    Adam’s apple was an iMac…he got it from Eve.

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  2. shakti Avatar
    shakti

    Thanks Marcus for sharing. I will definitely following him on twitter. I want to join him on facebook too. Send me a link of facebook too.

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  3. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    Plotting to acquire Google. LOL. I chuckled at first but then I thought about it. Steve is probably the only man alive who could pull it off!

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  4. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    I’m a little behind times, i guess. Looks like I might have to get a twitter account. I was under the assumption it was used by mainly teens and spammers.

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  5. Nash Avatar
    Nash

    An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Best healthcare plan there is — Maybe Apple will start providing Universal Health Care

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  6. Belinda Avatar
    Belinda

    Microsoft Kiss my apps! That’s the one, will definitely be following Mr Jobs now.

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  7. Luigi Avatar
    Luigi

    100 followers per hour? Wow. I wish my account has the same situation also. Haha. I wish.

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  8. The Mollusk Avatar
    The Mollusk

    “All Apple employees are henceforth forbidden to know anything about upcoming products. I will work in secret. Alone.”

    Will he have himself arrested for possessing upcoming products? It would be safer for him to work in a prison cell so he wouldn’t accidentally leave a prototype behind somewhere.

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  9. ste j Avatar
    ste j

    Steve jobs always makes me chuckle. Its his charisma alone that has driven apple to the dizzying heights it enjoys.

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  10. David Avatar
    David

    If he won’t acquire Google fast iPhone will most probably be beaten by Android.Acquiring Google is the only way out to stay in game.

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  11. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    Apple is opening 75 new retail stores this year. 74 will be in California. – my favorite ;)

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  12. Logen Avatar
    Logen

    100 followers per hour is crazy! But he is one of the most popular CEOs around the globe.

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  13. clement sadjere Avatar
    clement sadjere

    Can someone pls tell me how i can get 100 followers per hour?
    I really luv to know.

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  14. Ermel Avatar
    Ermel

    This is the best: Microsoft, kiss my apps! Definitely a forceful statement =)

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  15. sebastian Avatar
    sebastian

    Microsoft, kiss my apps.. lol definitely the best one. :D

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  16. Neil Harries Avatar
    Neil Harries

    Its got to be Microsoft, my apps. Great one!

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  17. Jessica Rincon Avatar
    Jessica Rincon

    Kiss My Apps… Love it

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  18. seks izle Avatar
    seks izle

    Microsoft, kiss my apps.. lol definitely the best one

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  19. Brett Wilson Avatar
    Brett Wilson

    Microsoft kiss my apps – it says so much. Apple has simply blown MS away in the last few years with innovation and ingenuity. There’s too much creativity running through Apply that MS will never be able to match.

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  20. Chris Larkin Avatar
    Chris Larkin

    Microsoft learn how 100 followers know me that definitely a forceful statement.

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  21. Stegwee drukwerk Avatar
    Stegwee drukwerk

    An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Best healthcare plan there is.

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  22. Abin Sur Avatar
    Abin Sur

    This sure is interesting… 100 followers in just an hour! I want to know how.

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  23. Vladimir Iftimia Avatar
    Vladimir Iftimia

    My favourite is “An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Best healthcare plan there is.”

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